Re: Clean joke of the day.
Customs & Courtesies
Airman Jones is at the maintenance duty desk when the phone rings: "Airman, can you tell me the status of tail number 1203?" The voice on the other end asked.
"Well, sir, the #1 engine is due inspection, and the UHF radio needs to be swapped, but fat-so Johnson won't sign the release order."
"Airman? Do you know who you are speaking to?"
"No sir."
"This is Major Johnson, the D.O.!"
"Do you know who you are speaking to?"
"Not yet!"
"That's good! Bye, Fat-so!"
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