Re: Clean joke of the day.
Lord of Light
You have two cows. Your neighbors pay for their food, as you have convinced your neighbors to consider the cows holy.
Mordant's Need
You are a wizard of a cow breeder. You have bred two cows. One milks salt water, the other waves of carnivorous maggots. You are trying to breed a cow that milks milk. You hope your experiments will pay off in your lifetime.
Some of these are getting lame.
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