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Originally Posted by Compass
Hear my plea, O Wise One. Share thy bountiful knowledge with us lower life forms on this here forum.
Why do my relatives always want to visit on the weekends that I want to use to catch up on work?
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Lower life forms there be not; not here, not there, not anywhere. Of lesser enlightenment and knowingness, however, there be plenty; yes here, yes there, yes everywhere.
Family are meant to make one choose, to make sacrifices, to add variety to life. They are also meant to empty refridgerators, track mud through homes, and occupy all of our time they can get away with. As for your work, well, family are a jealous sort and want you to themselves with work or no work. Scientific research has shown that when God created families, he used the Murphy principle in the patterns of when they arrive and what they expect. If you have free time and need to work, they will show up. It is Murphy's Law. That is your answer: God and Murphy.
