Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A - Pick on someone your own size!
Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul?
A - Depends on how far you throw it.
Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
A - So the rest of the band can understand them.
Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.
Q - How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
A - Pay for the pizza.
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