Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What is the first sign your Hallucinating?
A - Two electric guitar players are playing in tune.
Q - What do you call in "in-tune electric guitar"?
A - An oxymoron.
Q - What do you call a "Clean Shot"?
A - When you can throw an electric guitar into the toilet without hitting the seat.
Q - What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A - The certificate of deposit will eventually mature and make money.
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