Re: Clean joke of the day.
On a blind date, a welder decided he did not want to be stereotyped by his profession, so he refused to reveal it to his date.
He took her to dinner and a movie, all the time taking careful precautions to avoid revealing his identity as a welder. After the movie, he asked his date if she had figured out his profession.
"You're a welder," she said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"How could you possibly know that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "the biggest hint came at dinner when I told you how romantic the candlelight was, and you handed me a welders mask and said, 'It won't be very romantic when you go blind, Here wear this.' ."
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