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Old April 1st, 2009, 05:48 AM   #311
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Hassenpfeffer.

How do chickens stay healthy?
They run away from the farmer.

What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants!
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