While everyone else sleeps, I will keep the thread safe.
Hmmm... cash payments and free coffee haven't worked. Hoses and water balloons haven't worked. And now I'm covered in jello, and being taunted.
Maybe instead of chasing other people off of the thread, I'll welcome them with open arms and hugs. If they're nice people, they'll stay and we can play a nice game of pass-the-thread.
But If they're impudent, or if they tickle me, I'll have a surprise waiting for them...
