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Old April 4th, 2009, 12:27 PM   #438
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Chronicles of The Raven
You have five cows. They insist on calling themselves "The Giraffe" and their produce Warm Milk. They look so tough that you have to go along with their habitual capital letter abuse.

The Sacred Seven
You have one cow. It is your twin brother in disguise. It does not produce milk and is really very lame for a cow.
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