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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:58 AM   #431
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Robert Jordan:
You have two cows. One knows all about women. The other knows all about women.

George R.R. Martin:
You have two cows. One is brutally murdered. The other has a big dinner.
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