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Old April 16th, 2003, 04:13 PM   #15
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5 new Med students were gathered around a table, looking at their first cadaver. The head Doctor spoke up, "I have 2 lessons to teach you today..the first is stoicism, which means to be professional at all times." With that, he took his finger, stuck it nearly all the way in the cadaver's butt, and licked it."Now all of you do the same," he said.The students looked at each other nervously, but did as the Doctor told them, each one poking and licking. "the second lesson is Observation." Said the Doc."I stuck in my index finger and licked my middle finger..NOW PAY ATTENTION!"
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