WOMEN TAKE NOTE
One day, while a retired gentleman was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river._ When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The man replied that his axe had fallen into the water._ The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe._
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked._
The man replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe._
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked._
Again, the man replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe._
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The retired gentleman replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the man went home happily._
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the retired gentleman's wife fell into the river._ When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife, Karen has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez, as
beautiful as ever._
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked._
Without a doubt, "Yes, my Lord" cried the man.
The Lord was furious._ "You cheat!_ That is an untruth!"
The man replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord._ It is a misunderstanding._ You
see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Hallie Berry._
Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I
will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me._ But Lord, I am a
poor man, on a fixed income and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' this time."
The moral of the story is: WHENEVER A MAN LIES, IT IS FOR AN HONORABLE AND USEFUL REASON............!!!!!
Amen
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I have my own little place, but it's okay. They know me here.
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