Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q: What's Neroon in Ring of Fire?
A: MinBar-B-Q
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Q: What kind of luggage does a Pak'Ma'Ra take on plane?
A: Carrion
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Q: How many Mimbari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None.
.....They always surrender before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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Q: How many Centauri does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One.
.....But in the Grand old days of the Republic,
.....Hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!
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Q: What's more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narn?
A: One angry Narn--with the key.
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