Count of Monte Cristo (Dumas):
You have two cows. One is awesome at everything. The other cows are jealous, and they get him in trouble with the farmer. The farmer sends him to the meat packing plant to be slaughtered, but with the help of a distinguished older cow, he escapes. He returns to the farm to enact his terrible revenge.
Dumas, like Lucas, only has one "s". I thought I'd point that out.
