Mocha! How many times must I tell you to stay away from other people's threads? Do you have no respect for authority? I'm going to teach you a lesson...
*Mocha steps away from garden hose. Garden hose sprays Compass.*
YIKES, that water is cold.
*Compass drops hose and chases Mocha*
(This is starting to sound like a "Calvin and Hobbes" cartoon.
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