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Old April 2nd, 2009, 02:50 PM   #342
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Q. Why do rabbits do so well at school?
A. They're experts at multiplication.

Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither: the Easter Bunny!

Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the retail store.

Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
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