Re: Clean joke of the day.
TOP TEN SIGNS ITS TIME
TO LEAVE THE EMPIRE
10. Get ordered to go chase the Millenium Falcon
9. Get promoted to Star Destroyer Captian after commander "mysteriously" kicks the bucket
8. Life Insurance for TIE Pilots just too expensive
7. When out with friends, can never pick up the good looking women because you can't see out of the stupid helmet
6. Others make fun of you because you follow a talking squeeling toaster around the Death Star
5. Find out Stormtrooper armor really made out of paper mache' (sp?)
4. Tired of having the Emperor making you dance just by twitching his fingers
3. You here someone say "Ah, flying through an asteriod field ain't all that bad"
2. When promised you would see the galaxy if you joined the imperial Navy didn't know they meant going to Tatooine
And the number one reason:
1. Three words: Vader's sparring partner
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