Do you suffer from pain in the astrums? now theres a cure for Bonnieratiods and Moores swelling of the astrum tissues. Take your pictures of Bonnies and Ron and place them in a ashtray. Take 3 shots of tequila, preferably curvo gold. The cheap stuff doesn't work as well.
After a few minutes take another 3 shots. if the pain hasn't supsided by then pour 3 shots of lighter fluid on the pictures and lite afire. (be sure to have proper ventalation.)
After the pictures burn up take 3 more shots and go to bed. swelling should be gone by morning.
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