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Old March 3rd, 2004, 02:12 PM   #113
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... a tiny red beaver with a pitchfork sits on her left shoulder and murmurs:
"Get her! Get her! You know you want to get even! Sell her a used battlestar..."

...and an equally tiny white beaver with a halo sits on her right shoulder and whispers:
"Get her! Get her!..."

To which Shiningstar looks befuddled at the good conscience beaver.

Halo beaver: "What? Can't a beaver have some fun? You were maybe expecting me to suggest something NICE? *hiccup* Dang, that heavenly ambrosia's got a real kick!" *Removes halo and wipes it on gown, which turns red where whitewash rubs off*

Devil beaver: "Hey! Gimme back my hula hoop! I've been looking all over for that!"

Halo beaver: *holding hoop in front of face* "Wait! Romper stomper bomper boo..."

The 2 beavers begin fighting over the "halo" when suddenly they all hear...

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