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Old March 17th, 2009, 04:20 PM   #82
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

The foreign tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

"Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?"

"Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.
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