[Damocles]

More light bulb jokes.

Spoiler University of California Lightbulb Jokes: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician. ******************* How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. ******************* How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Davis doesn’t have electricity. ******************* How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. ******************* How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it. ******************* How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest. ******************* How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Riverside looks better in the dark. ******************* How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hire the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them. ******************* How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb? One: She holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.