CBSG poem remade to B5 standards.
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Originally Posted by spcglider
Oh! Chimpanzee in a mechanical Bear costume!
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[I'm supposed to ride a unicycle?]
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What thoughts must cross your mind!
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[This bear suit sure does itch.]
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The heat, the lights, the Ovions
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[And I'm only being paid plantana scale,
You, director-want-to-be, would be son of a Hitch!]
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Just more people with ant-like behinds.
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[I wonder, if this stock film B5 footage they recycle;]
[Will draw a JMS lawsuit?]
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The indignity of stardom forced!
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[Along with the usual Universal production glitch?]
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The velcro, the whirring, the helmeted head
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[Moffet,
in a bonehead remake forced to breath bear suit stink treacle]
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That to wear you are coerced!
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[Forced to wear, no less, by some stagehand, named Mitch.]
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A longing so! To be home and safe!
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[Where's that Gary baldy, that dollar greedy maniacal.....]
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Among your playthings bright!
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[Handler, who lured me to this gig with fruit?]
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But we love you so Oh, Evolution!
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[I'll get him for this! Rent me out for a full season, Michael!]
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On ABC every Saturday night!
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[Into his behind; I'll put my size eleven mechanical bear suit boot!]
[Frank]
As always;