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Old December 15th, 2006, 01:21 PM   #25
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Default CBSG poetry remade to B5 standards.

CBSG poem remade to B5 standards.

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Originally Posted by spcglider
Oh! Chimpanzee in a mechanical Bear costume!
[I'm supposed to ride a unicycle?]

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What thoughts must cross your mind!
[This bear suit sure does itch.]

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The heat, the lights, the Ovions
[And I'm only being paid plantana scale,

You, director-want-to-be, would be son of a Hitch!]

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Just more people with ant-like behinds.
[I wonder, if this stock film B5 footage they recycle;]

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Oh! Chimp doubly furred!
[Will draw a JMS lawsuit?]

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The indignity of stardom forced!
[Along with the usual Universal production glitch?]

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The velcro, the whirring, the helmeted head
[Moffet, in a bonehead remake forced to breath bear suit stink treacle]

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That to wear you are coerced!
[Forced to wear, no less, by some stagehand, named Mitch.]

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A longing so! To be home and safe!
[Where's that Gary baldy, that dollar greedy maniacal.....]

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Among your playthings bright!
[Handler, who lured me to this gig with fruit?]

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But we love you so Oh, Evolution!
[I'll get him for this! Rent me out for a full season, Michael!]

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On ABC every Saturday night!
[Into his behind; I'll put my size eleven mechanical bear suit boot!]

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-Gordon
[Frank]

As always;
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