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Old April 1st, 2009, 06:00 AM   #318
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the farmer asked him too.

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Nah, but these days with Lasic and contacts, that don't mean anything!
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