Re: Clean joke of the day.
Top ten reasons Empire loses.
10. Leigh Brackett didn't write the final script.
9. John Dykstra did the original special effects.
8. Anakin Skywalker is a wuss.
7. Yoda has all the tactical brilliance of a muppet.
6. Jar Jar Binks is Palpies chief adviser.
5. Palpie IS a muppet.
4. Imperial technology is based on the obvious fatal flaw principle.
3. Storm troopers are picked for their ability to miss.
2. Princess Leia.
And the number one reason that the Empire loses?
1. Mark Hamill, as Luke, is the JOKER in the deck.
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