Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q: Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?
A: So they won't get their tennis shoes wet.
Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
A: Stand it on a leaf and wait until Autumn.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees.
Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a pickle?
A: Their color of course!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.
Q: What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
A: Cold ones.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they'd look silly carrying suitcases.
Q: What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?
A: An elephant six-pack.
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