Re: Clean joke of the day.
Buffalo
What did mama buffalo say when her youngest went off to college?
"Bison."
Anteaters
Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
Because they're full of anty bodies!
Rabbits
What do you call a hundred rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line!
Snakes
First snake: "What is 56 minus 14?"
Second snake: "How do I know, I'm an adder!"
Orange
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Orange
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Sheepdog
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a daffodil?
A collie-flower!
Frog
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A ribbit!
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