She staggers to stand upright, brushes off her skirt and straightens her neckline, then smooths her hair.
Hey Dawg!
Slaps him on his shoulder, just as he is about to take a sip of his drink, making him spill it down his tunic.
A-aww, s-shorry, Daawg*hic*..
Beehvas are alll out...blame Bee-esh-tee..