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Old March 28th, 2009, 06:25 PM   #237
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Questions & Answers #4

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.

Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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