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Old August 5th, 2008, 02:17 PM   #38
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
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