Welcome one and all! While we wait to see if (when!) our beloved Galactica Cafe reopens, here be a place to rest your lazy bones and be completely silly! Your hosts: the beavers of course! They've been itchin' to make a comeback - well, actually they've just been itchin' - they are hairy after all - so pull up a log and join the fun! I'll start!
*Gnawty Beaver walks in carrying a big bucket with some kind of yellow liquid in it. *
Harry: "What the frack is that Gnawty?"
Gnawty: *puffing*"What do you think? You asked for it."
Harry: "And what might that be?"
Gnawty: "You
know - what you asked for. Took me half the day and a ton of volunteers."
Harry: "SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY!!!???"
Gnawty: "A lot of urine, of course!"
Harry: "What???!@#$ No, no, no, I didn't say a lot of
urine, I said alot of
yahren!!!"
Gnawty:
"Oooooops... Sure you couldn't use some???"
Harry: "OUT!!! OUT!!! Get yourself a hearing aid for Sagan's sake!!!"
*The room dissolves into laughter*
