Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What's the difference between a lawn mower and an Electric Guitar?
A - You can tune a lawn mower.
Q - How many Electric Guitar players does it take to change a light bulb ?
A - Five, One to change it and four to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it.
Q - How do you make a chain saw sound like an Electric Guitar ?
A - Don't add oil.
Q - What is a gentleman ?
A - Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.
Q - What's the range for an Electric Guitar ?
A - About twenty yards if you have a good throwing arm.
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