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Old March 30th, 2009, 10:19 AM   #259
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

The ruben with the strato-castor is next.
Huh?
Guitarist.
I said I was through with the drummer jokes!

Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without Cream

Q - What's the best sound you can make with a guitar?
A - A splash.

Q - How many guitar players does it take to wallpaper a room?
A - Three, if you slice them thin enough.

Q - What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
A - One matures.
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