Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What do drummers use for birth control?
A - Their personalities
Q - Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
A - Because he woke the baby Jesus!
From the Drummers Dictionary: Accelerando, n. drum fill; solo
Q - What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A - Gifted.
Q - Why do bands need Roadies?
A - To translate what the drummer says.
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