Points To Ponder
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always
move the wrong way?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner reach down, pick it up, examine it then put it down to
give their vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you
first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If
not then what was the purpose of the bath?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer if you kept drying
your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all
right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
What is the point of brick wallpaper?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a
trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the heck happened?
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they
just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
If an optimist fell from a ten story building would he yell out to
his friends 'All right so far' as he passed each floor?
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how
well you bounce.
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"Everyone's entitled to a little confusion in their lives.
I practicly thrive on it."
"Dirk's always wanted to make love with himself, and now he could succeed!!!"
RH
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