Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
A - Homeless.
Q - What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A - About four bars by the end of the song.
Q - How can you tell if a drummer's riser is level?
A - The drool comes out of both sides of their mouth at once.
Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - one, if the roadie gets the steps, takes the old bulb out, and puts the new one in.
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