Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Q - How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
A - Shoot one.
Q - Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A - To get away from the drum solo.
Q - What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A - The Drummer.
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