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Old March 30th, 2009, 09:27 AM   #246
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Q - Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Q - How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
A - Shoot one.

Q - Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A - To get away from the drum solo.

Q - What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A - The Drummer.
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