Re: Clean joke of the day.
Musician jokes.
A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke." New.gif (1732 bytes)
One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After looking around for a few minutes, with a frantic, wide-eyed expression, the drummer fell to his knees, flung his arms wide, and screamed to heaven: "Finally! The miracle, after all these years! I'm a Conductor!" New.gif (1732 bytes)
Q - Why did the drummer join the band?
A - He wanted to hang out with musicians.
Q - What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A - Drool.
Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. They have machines to do that now.
Q - "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
A - "Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."
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