...and just as suddenly, Gnawty and Harry Beaver head for the stage at the front of the dining area, mikes in hand.
Harry: "If Steve Wong marries Sally Wong and they have a kid, what race will it be?"
Gnawty: "Anything except Caucasian"
Harry: "How can you be so sure?"
Gnawty: "Simple! Two Wongs don't make a white!"
