On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan
went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"he
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned
ice
cream
truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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