Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - How can you tell if you're talking to a good guitarist?
A - He doesn't claim to be an artist.
Q - How many electric guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Two, but they stand so close to each other you'd swear they were going to kiss.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was going to a gig and locked his keys in the car? It took him two hours to get the drummer out....
Q - How do you make an electric guitar sound like an acoustic guitar ?
A - Sit in back and don't play it.
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