Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. He's been polished with a tomato.
Q. What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A. Dinner.
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