[Rowan]

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Rowan, who on the 7th of March of this year was savagely perforated by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. Rowan is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.