Re: Clean joke of the day.
Tim Powers
You have two cows. One of them is actually an elaborate puppet controlled by a tiny bull living inside its heart. The other is a reincarnation of Hathor the Celestial Cow, brought to life by a crazed ghost in an elaborate plot to regain a body and become immortal. They are actually the same cow, but one of them has traveled back in time from the future.
And the theme continues....
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