Re: Clean joke of the day.
David Eddings
You have two cows. One is blue. The other is red. They are supposed to be evenly matched, but the blue one wins every time. You are bored.
The Lies of Locke Lamora
You claim to have two cows. In truth you have two trillion and strive always to get more. You bother milking only two of them and employ no milkmaids. Cows are forever, right?
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