...just then, the main viewscreen on the bridge, and indeed every telecomm viewscreen in the fleet, upon which the lurid scene of Starbuck and Cassie has been telecast, goes blank, then switches to a desk behind which a smiling beaver is seated.
Beaver: "Well, I hope you liked today's gripping drama, "As the Pheromones Turn"!!! Be sure to tune in next week, when you will be both shocked and delighted to see Jolly with the hots for the jelly bean vending machine, whose aperture just happens to look like..."
*Fortunately, Omega finds the global OFF switch before the beaver can finish...*
* Adama sighs with relief*
