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Old February 25th, 2004, 08:01 AM   #40
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Originally Posted by Gaelen
shaking her head and wondering what has become of the Galactica's crew? This is what the great Battlestar has come to??? men wearing dresses, peole with pins?where is the professionalism she wonders? just then the a voice anounces over the intercome...
"Attention! Attention everyone! There will be a mandatory bark gnawing contest on the Lido deck at 1700 hours. No handicaps will be given for those without appropriate incisors. Muffit, your bark does not count. If you fail to strip all the bark off the Aspen in the 30 second time allotted, you will be THWACKED."

"...let ME talk, tee hee! Let me!"

"Shhh! You wanna spoil it? Give me the mike!"

"No I wanna talk! I'll bite you!"

"Ahh, go stink up your dam!"

"..." *arguing continues over the intercom*

Muffit: "Alright, who let the BEAVERS into the announcer's office?"

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