Beaver Beauty Contest
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Harry Beaver: "And now Lazies and GentleBen, I bring you the 5 runners
up in our Miss Galactica Beaver Beauty Contest!
First, from Faeries - oops, I mean Aries - it's the beaver most likely
to become a guidance counselor, Miss Guided!
Next, from GummingEase, er, Geminese, we have a truly athletic beaver,
Miss Fit!
And next, from Livre, Louvre? Libra? we have a lady with a striking
personality, Miss Demeanor!
Then we have a bullishly brave beaver, from Taurus, who wants to be a
dating service CEO, Miss Matched!
And finally, from beloved Crappica - er, Caprica, a lingual expert who
wants to be a professional translator, Miss Interpreted!
And the winner is...
Miss Information! Will you please come up here? Hello? Oh, that's
right, she filled out the pageant application wrong! Oh well, tune in
next year, when we have our much awaited Beaver Pellet Popping Contest! Until then, practice popping pukey pellets everyone!"
