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Press Release Source: SCI FI Channel
SCI FI Channel Doubles Dramatic Series Development
or SCI FI Channel Doubles NOT Science Fiction on The Scifi Channel?

SCI FI Channel, already a leader in BULLSH*T announced today that it has doubled its series development for '04-'05. YADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADA

Ok, find the one science fiction show, it is not hard:

1.) Dead Lawyers --. Sleazy unscrupulous lawyers, come back from the dead?

2.) The Divide -- A latenight DJ, his dead twin sister, and the local coroner -- teamed up to fight crime?

3.) Legion -- a young man who sells his soul to the devil to save his daughter's life?

4.) Stargate: Atlantis -- MGM Television, Finally Science Fiction on The Scifi Channel, call the Press!

5.) Painkiller Jane SCI FI and MGM, bring to life a virtually indestructible super-heroine?

6.) Clive Barker's The Evil One – Come on, Clive Barker?

7.) Total Eclipse -- Jeremy Cross arrives at his new teaching and research position at Greylock, a beautiful and prestigious college, only to discover that the school is a nexus of the otherworldly, arcane, and supernatural? Stolen from Harry Potter

8.) Suture Girl --Gretchen Culver from "Spawn" Whacked by a serial killer, a beautiful is literally stitched back to life and imbued with special powers by gypsies?

9.) Ok A Mad Mad World or House, Reality TV but with Vampires not Dracula fans, people that drink blood, sleep in coffins, Trekkies that live it, speak Klingon, Naturist, I emailed an Elizabeth that was doing Casting, she wants guys to dangle? Various other WIERDOS! That Shannon 90210 show on steroids?

10.) Series projects currently in development include Quantum Leap, Anonymous Rex, Reveille's 1000 Days and Brother Voodoo.

The Quantum Leap crowd had a lot of “Leap On” posts, they are no longer doing those “Leap on” postings, go figure?