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Old August 17th, 2003, 07:21 AM   #1
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Jerry Bruckheimer, Roland Emmerich, Rennie Harlan, and Michael Bay direct from a story by R.D.Moore the most realistic portrayal of a group of teen high-rise window cleaners in:

Teen Rise!

"When Love is reflected at the height of the city, Skyline dreams can come true.

Jerry Brucheimer:"Well it was a chance for me to pool the talents of these towering men."

R.D.Moore:"I got the idea while I was waiting to pitch my next story and saw some grime on the window. It was all up from there."

Michael Bay: "It's sort of my version of "On the Waterfront”, only with Teens.” My daughter is in it and her now X-boyfriend, and I wrote that into the story. To give it a grittier feel.

R.D.Moore:"I whole heartedly concur. The word gritty isn't used enough in Hollywood productions."

Rolland Emerich:"Yeah I saw this Japanese Cartoon, and well, Hey I just had to do it."

R.D.Moore:"Yeah the Japs have a wealth of story ideas alien to ME and I assume America, hell if George Lucas can get away with it so can I"

Rennie Harlan: Its my homage to” Rooftops" by Robert Wise. But to the EXTREEEEEEEM!

R.D.Moore:"The scene where all the females remove their soaked shirts and work topless, is my way of "Burring the Bra" as it was for woman’s rights from the 60's. Porn star Asia Carrera who has a cameo as a high rise executive says as she eyes the ample breasted workers,” Why didn't I think of that?" "It's brilliant!" RD Moore says continuing, "That's a British slang, and did you know that?"


As of this press release Jerry Goldsmith's thrilling all calypso score, which utilized therimin, steel drums, synth, and Jew’s harp has been replaced by a more hip sound from James Horner and The Goodrats.

God I just depressed myself!

Rich
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