Today is like, what? The 13th?? Isn't that quite a long time to leave something unattended that you all claim to want to have around? Geez, good thing the Thread isn't one of your kids! Once again, JAFO swoops in, fires off both Turbo Lasers at all who have claimed to have held it, snags the Thread and burns a freakin' hole through your defenses and takes the Thread back home. We're gonna have one more of a good time! No more Mr. Nice Guy - I'm taking it back to show the Thread what it's been missing hanging around all by itself! And don't even try to say "well, I picked the Thread up here..." or "I take it back from you..." This is like Donnie Iris's song Ah Leah...here we go again! Come on people...Only one time to go around...Let's go!!
